Every year at Halloween time I see lists of stuff you can give out to trick-or-treaters instead of candy. Every list introduction assures you that the kids will LOVE getting something other than those evil sweets. Yeah, right. Here are some of the crappiest tips I've seen this year.
Toothbrushes, toothpaste or dental floss
Packets of organic tea
Soap
Chick Tracts
Lupus Awareness wrist bands
Pennies
Rulers
Fruit
Shoe laces
Fake money
"small pads of paper"
5 comments:
"small pads of paper"?
IT's a bad enough substitute but it being in parentheses makes me suspicious... did they have some sort of bizarre unimaginable double meaning in mind?
Fruit always weirded me out... You never knew if that old guy had that bannana up his ass before he gave it to you.
If children came here I would give out the chocolates from the box that you bite into and put back because they suck. Or tampons.
"Small pads of paper".... :::Shiver::: Those are the worst.
I know... the pads of paper are the winner this year. Sometimes I think nobody trick-or-treats any more, though. They all go to sanctioned community or church events.
Soap!
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