Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Sloppy Joenuts

The Big Idea: Vegetarian sloppy joes.

The Twist: Thinking it would be funny to fill the buns like jelly donuts and coming up with the name Sloppy Joenuts.

The supplies:

Buns
Sloppy Joe sauce
Veggie sausage
2 ounce syringe

Where are you supposed to get a giant syringe? Here.
Why did I have one on hand? Hahahahahaaa none of your business.

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Step 1: Brown the veggie sausage.


Step 2: Add the joe juice.


Step 3: Take the syringe away from S. R. Wild who is using it as a slide whistle.


Step 4: Fill your slop deployment device.


Step 5: PRACTICE SQUIRTING!




Step 6: Use a knife to gently make a bun opening and create a slit inside the bun without cutting it open.

Step 7: Fill and enjoy!

Step 8: Try to work the phrase "sloppy joenuts" into every conversation you have for the next few days.

4 comments:

Trisha said...

That looks really good! Excellent idea.

estonia76 said...

You are both a culinary and a comedic genius!

vanessa said...

did you hollow out the roll in some magical way, or did the non meat mixture just make room for itself?

Undead Molly said...

Thanks Trish and Emily! And Vanessa, we just sort of split the bun internally with a fillet knife, then forcibly inserted the filling. The bun expanded to compensate. It's important to choose buns with very low self esteem.